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Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
" Sexual Exhaustion A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. You can earn 0 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. A: "Reader's Digest." Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? " Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
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In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. "A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. A: They don't know where home is Q: What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? A: Kermit the frogs finger Q: What's a porn star's favorite drink? Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.